I don't know whether to applaud, rant, or make fun of this..

A Twilight massively multiplayer online game.



As announced here and click the banner for the site.

...yeah. I really don't see that being as popular as they hope.

Well... if it makes the fangirls shut themselves inside to play out their fantasies to the point of ignoring real people, this might do the world some good, because they have a lesser chance of reproducing. Thats a big plus.

It will be a virtual world where you get to play as either a human, vampire, or werewolf.

Who the hell is gonna pick human? About ten people who want to troll Duke Nukem style. "I've got Balls of Steel!"

It makes you wonder though? How the fuck could you turn a fail romance-ish novel into an MMO? What would be the whole point of the game? Trying to get laid with every guy you meet and think is a vampire? E.D. and SomethingAwful is going to have a field day with this when it gets released.

There could be a positive to this...

It'll be another Warcraft, and the silly little Twilight fans will waste away, trying to be "all sparkly." THINK POSITIVE, MAN! POSITIVE!

I'd play it...for the lulz and the trolling the Twi-tards 8D

I would pick human, scratch that, Blade.



Anyways, sounds fun to troll. I kind of want it to come out, just to watch it fail. But could you imagine it? An entire online community full of squealing fan girls. Quite scary, don't you think?

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