What the fuck? Can't stars stop dropping dead like flies?

William D. Mays, Jr. or better know as Billy Mays has died today.

July 20, 1958 – June 28, 2009

Mays was found unresponsive by his wife in his Odessa, Florida, home on the morning of June 28, 2009. He was then pronounced dead at 7:45 am, appearing to have died sometime overnight. The Associated Press reported that there were no indications that the house had been broken into, and that police did not suspect foul play.

Mays had been aboard US Airways Flight 1241 from Philadelphia to Tampa that blew out its front tires as it landed at Tampa International Airport on June 27, the day before his death. None of the 138 passengers and five crew members were reported to be seriously injured immediately following the incident, but several passengers reported having bumps and bruises from falling objects. Mays told a local Tampa television station that some of the objects "hit me on the head, but I got a hard head." It is unclear whether Mays' death was related to the incident, but his wife did note that he did not feel well when he went to bed the night he died.

Your voice will continue to be loud and remembered. Your commercials of selling semi useful trinkets and products that flooded our airwaves for countless years shall be in our memories and look back at them and laugh with you in your memory.

God, who's next? First David Carradine, Ed McMahon, then Farrah Fawcett, then Micheal Jackson, and NOW Billy Mays? I predict Barry Scott will be next ._.

Now to honor him, a funny but satirical way of how his buisness pitch went, yelling at the crowd.



Rest In Peace Billy Mays, now to move on with life.

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