It's a damed public stint...

I'm referring to Micheal Jacksons death. Leave the pecker alone.

Yes, he's dead already. Please...DO NOT TURN THIS INTO ANOTHER ANNA NICOLE SMITH MEDIA CIRCUS!!! Remember her guys? Model, sex symbol, actress, died in 2007. Her shit went on for mouths after she croaked. Did she matter? Only at the time she died. A FUCKING SEX SYMBOL GETS ALL THE DAMMED LIMELIGHT!!!

And yet some other important person dies, people won't give a fuck.

This is where Micheal Jackson comes in. Farrah Fawcett had died on the same die as he did. What did she get? Just a few words, thats it...THAT WAS FUCKING IT!!!

And allow me to repost Kerli's take on this: Let Michael rest in peace already. Everyone seemed to kick his ass while he was alive. But now everyone just "can't stop crying". Fakers.

People will only matter to the general public and demographic after they die. Yes, I'm talking about the molestation charges, him being "gay", the many times of his surgery on his nose and countless other jokes that have been the butt when hanging out with a friend or any other social activity.

Yes, I have made fun of him on occasion, who hasn't? Were not all pure. We've kicked his ass with what I've said, and now, we fucking decide to give him his inner peace, "Ohh, he was great man and even though I wasn't no fan he was a man whose music and dance impacted the lives of millions worldwide in a career that spanned more than four decades." Classic typical mourner banter.

People are cashing in on Micheal's death. How very typical. Just leave him alone...

And we got nothing for Billy fucking Mays! Ten bucks says that Vince Shlomi from the ShamWoW! commercials killed him. and I have the proof! Look!



Never did trust him ._. Billy Mays himeself calls him out: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1900420

Billy Mays hid his face behind a beard of heroism. That is what separates him from the Michael Jacksons of the world.

If I wanted one person whose voice on the idiot box I didn't want to hear, it be Mary Murphy. DIE IN A FIRE! Same with Robert Pattinson. Your not worthy to play Salvador Dalí in Little Ashes.

And right now, Billy Mays is already advertising his stuff in Heaven while trying to convince Micheal Jackson to buy some Oxiclean.

HI! I'M BILLY MAYS! and I'm here to introduce the Halo 9000 the last Halo you'll ever need, and if you die today we'll include one free pair of durable wings to help get you where you want to go.

And all these stars are dropping dead, if Chuck Norris dies, the world is officially fucked. Same with Patrick Stewart, Perry Farrell, Trent Reznor, Patrick Swayze, Bob Dylan, David Bowie, and Sir Ian McKellen.

Hugh Hefner won't matter, less people jacking off.

It makes me wonder, how the fuck is Dick Clark still alive? I bet that Dick Clark is secretly God. That's why he hasn't died yet. Wait, isn' God Morgan Freeman?

And remember when Isaac Hayes and Bernie Mac died? WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH ALL THE PEOPLE DYING AT AGE FIFTY!!!. I'm taking bets, who's next, I predict Madonna is next. C'mon, take your pick from her: http://www.vegaattractions.com/celebrity/year/1950_1959.html

I wonder what would happened if Billie Joe Armstrong dropped dead?

Egh, anyways: Another one bites the dust. The world will never be the same.

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