Oh God, Why Please? On many idiotic faults of the world…

WARNING: CONTAINS LONG RANT



Alright…it’s been a while since I went on a full blown angst ridden rant. Its due time for one of the Infamous DelinquentAntagonist’s…err…famous?...infamous?..Egh…who fuckin’ cares…it’s a rant for craps sake…

Target One: Swine Flu

People!!! It’s a fucking little problem that’s been blown out of fucking proportion just to scare the general demographic/audience. The media is only doing it so you can only throw money at the “problem” just so it can go away. Its...a….FUCKING SCAM PEOPLE!!! They want your money for your insecurities and its working. Open your eyes…God. Plus, when people just cough, its fucking annoying and mentally irritating for the response to be, “OMIGAWD!!! SWINE FLU!!! DON”T GO NEAR ME!!!” or anything of the same manner. People die more from the actual flu then swine flu but were not reporting on that, ehh? “Kills you when you have it”? There was an interview with the kid that first got it and he’s still alive and kicking. Plus the whole hour speech Barrack Obama made about should have been shorter. Stay ways from overly sick people and wash your hands regularly, shouldn’t be that hard. “>_>

Target’s Two and Half: Dance Flick, Wayans Brothers, and others.

Oh, God…WHY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? I bet a million dollars that when you saw that trailer, you thought Id make a rant on it. Here it is! I should have warned you guys earlier, I saw the damn poster up a year ago. Fucking epic face palm. I was finally hoping for at least ONE year without a half asses parody on genre of film. Are people that stupid that we need lazy man comedy on the silver screen? FUCK YOU WAYANS BROTHERS! You were never funny then, your not funny now. Just fucking give it up like Vanilla Ice, Solja Boy, Stephanie Meyer, and J.K. Rowling. Yes, the beloved author of the Harry Potter books. Stop. I’m a fan but don’t continue the series with a new character, your showing that you’re unoriginal, like George Lucas. Stay away from the art that made you great. Back to the film, I mean…the trailer pretty much shows how absurd it is…I mean…argh…there’s no words to describe it…



I…ugh…just…fucking….fuck….I told you…no words. Good father? Can’t leave your child with anyone? Oh crap, black girls…ugh…

Whatever happened to Spaceballs? COMING SOON!!! MOVIE MOVIE!!! *royal epic face palm* It’s like you have to have an I.Q. lower than your shoe size to be able to find that and many other films of the same manner humorous. And if it isn’t, please remove yourself from this century and go back to beating rocks for entertainment.

We really need George Carlin back ._.

Target Three: Mothers Against Brokencyde.

I thought I was a rumor but it does exist. The fuck man? I like Brokencyde to some extent but not all of us are not stupid twats!!! I mean their flyer it’s all full of stupid lies without evidence of any sort. Its all bullshit!!! Take a look:



Slut Pit Forum? The Only Good President is A White President? Their Merch seller raping a girl? Being crunk and exploiting underage sex? They only glorify being crunk and sex, nothing more, nothing less. I mean, the whole website is all LIES and BULLSHIT. Their Merch seller is a GIRL. They have no such song or website. Just absurd. And the angry Brokencyde fans aren’t helping. “BROKENCYDE WILL NEVER DIE!!!” is their most common response filled with an obscenity. They will die, in music terms, “BURN OUT!!!” I’ll just enjoy their screaming mantra in Schizophrenia. They honestly think that its about oral rape, idiot mothers…I respect the right to stand up for what they believe in, but, it’s just fucking absurd. Besides, what is "teen sexuality pregnancy"? Doesn't make sense. Their MySpace page is an epic fail: http://www.myspace.com/mothersagainstbrokencyde

Target Three: Glee

It’s like a part of Degrassi didn’t want in its show so corporate executives got its beaten remains and revived it and called it Glee. The show SUCKS!!! Never watch Fox programming people, especially American Idol. I won’t talk much about, let it crash and burn on its own.

Target Four: American Idol – Adam Lambert.

I can never find anything short to rant about it, ehh? Waste of air space and a plague to the music industry. Anyways, I lost a hypothetical five bucks, fuckin’ Adam Lambert lost, whoopee. The fucker doesn’t even deserve to win, let alone any of the other fucks who won. I mean, come the fuck on!!! He had a fucking day job that PAID WELL!!! He’s sung in other shows, he had a FUCKING ADVANTAGE!!! To me, he’s a rich puck asshole who wanted some more pocket change by riding the American Idol and scene/emo wave. As my friend had commented before, he’s a carbon copy of all the girls go for today. Besides, even if he did win, he would have sold out immediately, make a single for satellite and mainstream radio to burn out intentionally, wait two-three years later, he makes an album…later turns up IN THE BARGAIN BIN OF WAL-MART A WEEK LATER!!! HAH!!!!!!!!!! Sucks to you, fuckers…and enough with complaining of Kris’s face when he won, “OH, HE LOOKS LIKE A FAG AND GAY!!! HE DOESN'T DESERVE TO WIN!!!” Tough shit, he won. Life goes on and to compensate, here’s So You Think You Can Dance!!! Ugh…

Target Five and Six: The Mini Burger and Grilled Chicken Wars

Burger King, Jack In The Box, El Polo Loco, and KFC…FUCKING CAN IT!!! The fucking mini burgers are just a motherfucking disgrace. How do you call some little bite size burger appetizing? Burger King’s commercial is stupid enough but Jack In The Box’s takes the cake.



It’s so fucking…argh…they used midgets for it, GOD!!! If I were a person with dwarfism, Id be pissed off. We need some justice for the little people.

The grilled chicken wars now. El Polo Loco has to shut the FUCK UP it being the king of grilled chicken. All they are is the king of exploiting Mexican culture and its lustrous food and turning it into a FUCKING PROFIT!!! Yes, KFC has done fried chicken game and now they want to keep up with the times and not rupture anymore colons from excessive diarrhea, God…Leave them in peace.

Argh…I’m done…

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