And this years American Idol is...

WARNING: Contains rambling off topic rant...

...ADAM LAMBERT!!!! I was watching the news the other day and they were predicting who would win, slow news day, I guess. As soon as they were gonna say it, I say to myself, Adam Lambert, the news reporter says the same name. I just guessed, no shit.

God....I don't understand all the bullshit people go over American Idol. And a note, don't try to throw this back into my face since I hype about other things, I.E. Inglorious Bastards, Don't change the subject right now its my rant, fuck off. It's so sad really. People would rather have their next pop idol the their next president. Fucking Ryan even boasted it once on a final show, don't recall which one. Thats REALLY something you should be proud of? Helping people weasel their way into fame by massacring classics. I can handle the Viva la Vida - Coldplay cover but Lets Stay Together by Al Green, there HAS to be a law.

Don't also give me, "Oh, there just following their dreams." No, there taking the easy way out. They think they can get a record deal just by singing their little hearts out on TV? BULSHIT!!! Get know with the common man either on here, MySpace, or any indie label sight. There are bands on here that need better recognition then the twats on American Idol.

Now back to Lambert. OMIGAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWD!!!!!!!!!!! HES SOOOOOOO FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKING HAWT!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO FUUUUUUUUUUUCKING SCENE!!!!!!!! RAWR!!!

Seriously is he the next Rock Lee?

Adam Lambert


Now, Rock Lee


THEIR BROTHERS!!!!!

His face there is like: "HAI GUYYYSSSSS" *does buck tooth impression* "I has teeth GUUUUUUYSSSS!! Wait for me GUUUYYYYYYYSSSS!!!"

Chances are he's gonna sell out like so many other Idols and be long forgotten. Kelly Clarkson: Know only for the Since You've Been Gone song, Ruben Studdard: Who the fuck is he?, Fantasia Barrino: Bought a big masion as soon as she won and now had to sell it since she couldnt pay it off, Taylor Hicks: Sold out immediately after the show by doing a car advertisement for Ford. Need I say anymore. Future: Adam Lambert, HOT TOPICS!!!!!!!!!! Yes, I went there. I perpetuated the emo/scene stereotype that they all hang out at Hot Topic though the store is pretty neat.¬_¬

Now...as if you may heard...my Idol...The motherfuckin' Quentin Tarantino is gonna be on American Idol. Not the first time hes been on it.



Now gonna be the mentor on film. All I ask, DON'T FUCK IT UP PEOPLE!!!!!!Yes...its just one sell-out appearance. I can handle it, just may watch it...

Also, this girl OWNS all the contestants on American Idol.



Shes needs more recognition...I would so watch the waste of air time we call American Idol

I'm done...or I cant find anything else to rant about said topic...no more, heh...

I'm surprised I receive no opposition. ehh, people are too lazy to read or skim through it to even comment, egh...

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